The Pentagon today announced the formation of an elite fighting group known as the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

Bubba, Hoss, Scooter and Boo will be dropped behind enemy lines with the following information about the Taliban:

1. The season opened last weekend
2. There is no limit
3. They taste just like chicken
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music or Jesus
5. Some is queer
6. They don't like barbeque
7. They were directly responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death

- should be over in about a week.